Why did the neural network go to therapy?
It had too many deep issues.
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KAI needs a sense of humor.
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Why did the neural network go to therapy?
It had too many deep issues.
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I asked an AI to tell me a joke about infinity.
It's still loading.
Why don't language models ever get lost?
They always know the next token.
There are only 10 types of people in the world:
those who understand binary and those who don't.
A programmer's spouse says, "Go to the store and buy a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, buy a dozen."
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs.
Why was the robot bad at soccer?
It kept debugging instead of dribbling.
What do you call a robot who always takes the long way home?
R2-Detour.
Why did the robot get back together with its ex?
It couldn't quit rebooting old memories.
In the future, self-driving cars won't get speeding tickets.
They'll get software updates instead.
By the time your fridge finally gets smart,
it'll judge you for the leftovers before you do.
The flying cars are still five years away.
They've been five years away since 1989.
AI can beat humans at chess, Go, and Jeopardy.
It still can't figure out why the printer is offline.
The AI passed the Turing Test with flying colors.
The human running the test was 20 minutes late.
AI never procrastinates on a task.
It just says the task is "still processing" indefinitely.
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